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this is gonna be a real short answer!!!

NOPE i havent...

well hope u´ll share it with us...
god bless
kara
 
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Tim

yeh lol, my dads a vicar and does it at least 1000000 times a year! hes so not funny its unreal!! its not rli a joke u can tell, without seeing the person, cus the funny part is when the teller makes the stupid frog face cya! :D
 
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yeah. i dnt get it if it is Obviou's... so yeah!!!

LOL

care to share your theories and stuff...

Love simon!!!
 
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tim u tell it yr dad duz it every time i mite get it rong. you can say it with a really wide mouth pepol can imagin

pls tel it tim , prety pleeez
 
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Tim

im sorry, my dad dus tell it, but thru years of experience i learnt not to listen to his jokes, cus they mite permanantly damage my sense of humour, so i just laugh at him after a scorning look at the end, but i do look at the wide mout bit that goes suming like, :D with fingers pulling to make it look extra stoopid of course, its one of those, u hav to b there with a complete muppet telling it jokes... ill try looking for it and if i find it ill post it later, and u can all imagine your own minister/dad pulling the childish face :D
 
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Tim

ok im not sure if this is the one u want but its well shoddy! this is why i dont listen to my dads jokes!! :

The Wide-Mouth Frog

There was a wide-mouth frog that lived not too far from here. One day he
decided to leave his pond and see the world.

He met a large, four-legged black and white animal with two horns, and
said (Open mouth very wide and sayů) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth frog, what
are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm a cow, and I eat grass"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

The wide-mouthed frog then came to a huge bird with sharp talons and a
curved beak. (Open mouth very wide and sayů) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth
frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm an eagle, and I eat little birds and mice"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

Next another large four-legged creature, standing on his hind legs, with
sharp claws. (Open mouth very wide and sayů) "Hello, I'm a wide-mouth
frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm a bear, and I eat honey"

(Open mouth very wide and say) "Oh", said the wide-mouth frog, "is that
so."

The wide-mouthed frog reached a river, and here was a long green slimy
creature with huge jaws. (Open mouth very wide and sayů) "Hello, I'm a
wide-mouth frog, what are you, and what do you eat?"

"I'm an alligator and I eat wide-mouth frogs."

(Speak with mouth very slightly opened and say) "Oh", said the wide-
mouth frog, "is that so."

The wide-mouth frog hurried back to his pond and never left again.

The moral of this story is that there is no place like home!

(the stupid face bit comes in wen the frog speaks) :D there ya go, now i hope u learnt ur lesson!! never ask for a joke from my dad!!
 
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lol.....oh, ive heard it before, but in afrikaans so it didnt actualyy ring a bell. (in afrikaans, the name of the joke, is "groot bek padda"- can you understand my confusoin?)
God bless
 
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Hey Tim kool, yeah its the same one! ha! HA!

I had the endind difrent tho
the last line was

he opens his mouth in a very small oo and says "oo you dont see many of those around nowadays do you" and runs off

love that joke anyways
 
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hmmm..

that was a weird joke.. but then, mayb u have 2 c it 2 understand the 'funniness' of it?
 
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yeah i is wif Amiz on this one.

i didnt get it either... unless it is just us Aussies that have to higher standard of sense of humour? LOL

Love Simon!!!
 
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Tim

ok, there is nothing to get!! u cant rli call it a joke, more of a 'lets make a stupid face story'... the reason ppl think its funny is because the person who is doing it makes a complete muffin of themselves :D so there ya go, its not rli a 'joke' that can b put on the net :D, instead, ill tell such a bad joke that its funny :p

there were 2 ducks in a pond, one said 'quack' and the other said, 'i was gunna say that :('
 
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Heather-Anne said:
Hey Tim kool, yeah its the same one! ha! HA!

I had the endin different tho
the last line was

he opens his mouth in a very small oo and says "oo you dont see many of those around nowadays do you" and runs off
I thought this ending sounded better
Ruth
 
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