What the Bible Means

[ladylovesJesus]

What the Bible Means

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!"

His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?"

The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy." the young boy replied excitedly, "It stands for 'Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.'"

 

[Abraxix Storm]

yup there's another good one by it's self with no joke behind it but i cannot remember, it i like that one though, and it's the first time i've heard it weaved into a joke.. very well done . : >

Love Abr!

 

[suresh_tpsk]

wow thats a good one lady. who is that boy?

 

[Dreamer]

There's actually a song---Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.

I think Sixpence None the Richer wrote and recorded it. I had it on an old cd which is now scratched and won't play. It is a great song!

 

[parasons]

wow, it's amazing!! really the message the Bible gives.