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What can I get for a rib?

One Day in the Garden of Eden, God came to Adam and said; "Adam I have made something wonderful for you, the best yet."
Adam replied; "Wow what could be better then all this" pointing around the garden.
God told Adam, "What I have made is soft, yet nearly indestructable. It smells great, and has a soft voice, much softer then yours. I call this one Woman. She is gentle, and kind. She will be the hardest worker you have even seen. She will be your loyal companion, never complaining, always helping you. She will cook for you, clean for you, and take care of all your physical needs, daily. And she will do all this, without being asked."
Adam responded; "WOW, that sounds like it cost alot."
God said; "It does, it cost an arm and a leg."
Adam then said, "What can I get for a rib?"
and the rest is history........