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WEDDING PLANS


Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."

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Submitted by Richard
What little Children say

Did You Know?
Humor has been shown to reduce stress, lower pain thresholds, and even boost your immune-system function. So make a point to see a funny movie, look at the cartoons in the newspaper and laugh at other's jokes. It feels good and it's good for you!



The first night in their new room, my two granddaughters, ages four and five, were afraid to go to sleep. After their mother had tucked them into their double bed and assured them several times all was safe, she finally said, “Remember, you’re never alone. God is always with you.” As she left she overheard the four-year-old say, “Move over, Courtney. Let God sleep in the middle.”



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