A bishop of a catholic church was on his way back to his parish when he was pulled over in a routine roadblock. When the officer got to the vehicle window he could smell alcohol on his breath and noticed that the bishop was a bit 'tipsy'. He also happened to notice a brown paper bag on the floor of the passenger side.
"Have you been drinking , father? asked the officer
"Good grief, no my dear man"
without wanting to offend the bishop, he politely asked what was in the brown paper bag.
The bishop replied "oh that's just my bottle of water I keep with me"
"May I see it, said the officer"
"sure thing" said the bishop and handed it over to the officer.
He opens it and sure enough it's a bottle of wine "well, well what have we here?" he says
"Oh no!" shouts the bishop with hands in the air, "Lord you've done it again and gone and turned the water into wine!!!
:shock:
"Have you been drinking , father? asked the officer
"Good grief, no my dear man"
without wanting to offend the bishop, he politely asked what was in the brown paper bag.
The bishop replied "oh that's just my bottle of water I keep with me"
"May I see it, said the officer"
"sure thing" said the bishop and handed it over to the officer.
He opens it and sure enough it's a bottle of wine "well, well what have we here?" he says
"Oh no!" shouts the bishop with hands in the air, "Lord you've done it again and gone and turned the water into wine!!!
:shock:
