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3 women in Mexico


Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.


The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair, and is asked if she has any last words. She says, I just graduated from Brigham Young University
and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."


They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.


The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words, "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."



They throw the switch and, again, nothing happens. Again, they all immediately prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness, and release her.


The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from the University of Michigan and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."





 
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Good stuff

Love the humour :thumbs_up

Put a smile on my face ... original ... loved it :shade:
 
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Wow........lol.......funny. Im a blonde myself but i enjoy blond jokes.
God bless
 
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More electric humor...........


A jumper cable walks into a juice bar, and asks for the current drink special, A Battery Charger. The bartender says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."



:lightning :car:
 

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