Visual Aid

[Coconut]

I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a very shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out twenty dollars and asked, 'If I give you
this money, will you buy chocolate with it instead of dinner?'

'No, I need food worse than chocolate', the homeless woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?' I asked.

'No, I need food worse than anything else I could buy' the homeless woman said.

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?' I asked.

'Are you NUTS!' replied the homeless woman. I need to eat more than I need to look pretty!'

'Well then,' I said, 'instead of giving you the money, would you do me a favor, and come to dinner with my husband and I tonight?'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband be upset with
you for doing that? I know I look pretty shabby.'

I said, 'That's okay, I will help you with that later, it's just real important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and chocolate!'

 

[windmill2kids]

That was sooooo hillarious! I loved it, thanks for the laugh!