when prayer works:
there were these two guys, richard and paul. they were talking to eachother. richard chokes in the middle of his sentence & died. paul gets up & checks to see if richard is really dead. when he comes to the conclusion that richard really is dead, he screams at the top of his lungs: "NO, LORD, PLEASE!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!" then paul dropped dead, & richard got up and walked.
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just kidding:
a man is driving down the road when he is stopped by a policeman. the policeman says "hey, man. you were going way too fast. i'm afraid i'm going to have to give you a ticket." the man said "no, please, officer, i promise i'll never speed again, if you just let me off the hook." he paused for a moment then said "just kidding." the officer then said "okay, okay. i'll let you go." the man asked "really?" the officer chuckled and said, "JUST KIDDING."
there were these two guys, richard and paul. they were talking to eachother. richard chokes in the middle of his sentence & died. paul gets up & checks to see if richard is really dead. when he comes to the conclusion that richard really is dead, he screams at the top of his lungs: "NO, LORD, PLEASE!! TAKE ME INSTEAD!!!" then paul dropped dead, & richard got up and walked.
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just kidding:
a man is driving down the road when he is stopped by a policeman. the policeman says "hey, man. you were going way too fast. i'm afraid i'm going to have to give you a ticket." the man said "no, please, officer, i promise i'll never speed again, if you just let me off the hook." he paused for a moment then said "just kidding." the officer then said "okay, okay. i'll let you go." the man asked "really?" the officer chuckled and said, "JUST KIDDING."