Training for men ;-)

[Mirjam]

Hi,

I translated this joke from Dutch, so there might be some mistakes in it. But I thought it's soooooo funny !


Training for men

Only for men !
Attention: because of the complexity of these lessons, only 8 men can join per training

How to water the plants
Plan of action and slide-show

Toiletpaper- does it grow by itself ?
Groupdiscussion

Differences between the laundry-basket and the floor
Training with different kinds of laundry-baskets ( visualisationtraining )

Is it genetically possible to sit still when she parks the car ?
Drive-simulator

The remote-control
Letting go of the remote-control: emergency-line and several selfhelp-groups possible

How to find things
Traing in looking in the right place instead of running through the house screaming and making a mess.
Open forum

Empty milkpack: fridge or bin ?
Groupdiscussion and role-play

Bringing her
flowers doesn’t harm you
PowerPoint presentation

Real men ask the way when they’re lost
True story of the man who tried this once

The dishes: does it fly to the dishwashing machine by itself ?
Debate with several experts

Differences between your mother and your partner
Role-play

Being the ideal shopping-mate
Relaxation excersice, meditation and breathing-techniques

Remember important dates and phone when you’re coming home
later
Bring your agenda to the training !


Letting go: Learn to live with the fact that you’re never right. Personal training possible

 

[jari]

Those are funny.

The dishes: does it fly to the dishwashing machine by itself ?
Debate with several experts

the woman actually puts them in there , eventually.....

 

[abigya]

Hi,

I translated this joke from Dutch, so there might be some mistakes in it. But I thought it's soooooo funny !


Training for men

Only for men !
Attention: because of the complexity of these lessons, only 8 men can join per training

How to water the plants
Plan of action and slide-show

Toiletpaper- does it grow by itself ?
Groupdiscussion

Differences between the laundry-basket and the floor
Training with different kinds of laundry-baskets ( visualisationtraining )

Is it genetically possible to sit still when she parks the car ?
Drive-simulator

The remote-control
Letting go of the remote-control: emergency-line and several selfhelp-groups possible

How to find things
Traing in looking in the right place instead of running through the house screaming and making a mess.
Open forum

Empty milkpack: fridge or bin ?
Groupdiscussion and role-play

Bringing her
flowers doesn’t harm you
PowerPoint presentation

Real men ask the way when they’re lost
True story of the man who tried this once

The dishes: does it fly to the dishwashing machine by itself ?
Debate with several experts

Differences between your mother and your partner
Role-play

Being the ideal shopping-mate
Relaxation excersice, meditation and breathing-techniques

Remember important dates and phone when you’re coming home
later
Bring your agenda to the training !


Letting go: Learn to live with the fact that you’re never right. Personal training possible

that was funny Sister, (good laugh on Monday morning)

lets see how many of our Brothers will register for the training.

Bless you

 

[Dreamer]

My favorite one is "How to find things". That's a very customary behavior of my dear husband. I was drinking coffee while reading this and I almost spit my coffee out while reading that part.

 

[Coconut]

I think bruren777 should teach the class!

Just look at his listed Occupation!

"do whatever my wife tells me to do!"


TWO thumbs up! eace:

 

[SpiritLedEd]

Hi, How to find things
Traing in looking in the right place instead of running through the house screaming and making a mess.

LOL! This speaks to the situation in our apartment. After 41 years, I still haven't gotten my wife's system down pat.

SLE