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ladylovesJesus

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A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,"Sorry, sir, but
you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you
don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle,
and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly
then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Sam replied," The balcony."
 
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.
When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy,"Sorry, sir, but
you're only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you
don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle,
and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried
repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly
then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where y'all from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle,
Sam replied," The balcony."



OUCH,I wasn't expecting that,LOL!
 
That's funny. It reminds me of something I saw yesterday on TV. A store camera captured a drunk man who had broken into a liquor store by falling through the roof. After collecting the bottles and cigarettes he came to steal, he tried to climb up a ladder to get back out, but was so drunk that he fell through some selves full of liquor bottles. He eventually managed to get out of the tangled mess, but all he could do was just sit on the floor smoking a cigarette. A few minutes later, the police where there to arrest him. It was hilarious.
 
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