todays clean joke

[ladylovesJesus]

Ego Check

The 8-year-old little girl sat on the edge of her seat in the front row, apparently drinking in every word of my sermon. It was my first pastorate, and I was flattered to have the attention of such a young member. After the service I asked her how she liked the message, hoping to learn that she had gained some nugget of wisdom from this fledgling pastor. She smiled sweetly and replied, "Oh, I just come for the music!"

 

[Dreamer]

After I posted this, I realized I posted it as a reply, I meant to start a thread, I'm sorry, ladylovesjesus.


What did one magnet say to another?
"I find you very attractive."

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
Pouch potato

Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy.

Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why do black widow spiders eat their males after mating?
To stop them from snoring.

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?
It let out a little wine.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroids.

Why didn't the millionaire report his stolen credit card?
The thief was spending less than his wife used to.

 

[Lady]

lol. funny girl. music.. thats cute. i like it.