A Frenchman, Englishman and an American G.I. are all captured by a group of cannibals when exploring the Amazon. After a brief struggle they realise the end is nigh, and put themselves rigth with their Maker.
"You are all doomed men - your heads will be cut off, shrunk and put up for auction on e-bay, the fat from your body shall be turned into soap, and your bones shall be turned into glue, and your skin shall be stretched and dried to make our finest canoe. However I am an homourable man. You shall all die as you wish.
"I weesh too tayke poison." Said the Frenchman. His wish is granted, so off to the cook house he goes.
The Englishman steps proudly forward.
"My Grandfather fought for Queen and country out in India. I choose the honourable way - I choose the gun." His wish is granted. He sings the National Anthem, says the Lord's Prayer and shouts out "God save the Queen." That's the end of him.
"And how do you want to die?" Asks the big chief. The American G.I. laughs contemptuously in the man's face.
"Listen, boyyy! Aa've seen death ever day of ma life! Aamm a soldier, boy! Ah ain't afraid to die - give me a fork!"
"A fork?"
"You heard me boy - give me a fork!" He grabs a forks and starts violently stabbing himself all over his body.
"Now go make your canoe!"
"You are all doomed men - your heads will be cut off, shrunk and put up for auction on e-bay, the fat from your body shall be turned into soap, and your bones shall be turned into glue, and your skin shall be stretched and dried to make our finest canoe. However I am an homourable man. You shall all die as you wish.
"I weesh too tayke poison." Said the Frenchman. His wish is granted, so off to the cook house he goes.
The Englishman steps proudly forward.
"My Grandfather fought for Queen and country out in India. I choose the honourable way - I choose the gun." His wish is granted. He sings the National Anthem, says the Lord's Prayer and shouts out "God save the Queen." That's the end of him.
"And how do you want to die?" Asks the big chief. The American G.I. laughs contemptuously in the man's face.
"Listen, boyyy! Aa've seen death ever day of ma life! Aamm a soldier, boy! Ah ain't afraid to die - give me a fork!"
"A fork?"
"You heard me boy - give me a fork!" He grabs a forks and starts violently stabbing himself all over his body.
"Now go make your canoe!"
