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3 ropes are at a table in a bar and they want a drink. One rope goes to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink and the bartender says, "Aren't you a rope".
Rope says "yes".
Bartender: "We don't serve ropes here".
So the rope goes back to the table and says the bartender wouldn't serve him.
The second rope goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Bartender says, "Aren't you a rope".
Rope says, "Yes, and all we want is a drink".
Bartender says, "we don't serve ropes in here."
So the second rope goes back to the table and says the bartender is predjudice againt us and won't serve us.
Now the last rope says "watch this". Gets up and ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair and goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for 3 drinks. Bartender gives him his drinks and he goes back to the table.
Bartender sees the ropes and goes to the table and asks the third one, "aren't you a rope"?
Third rope says, "Nope, frayed knot"
Rope says "yes".
Bartender: "We don't serve ropes here".
So the rope goes back to the table and says the bartender wouldn't serve him.
The second rope goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for a drink.
Bartender says, "Aren't you a rope".
Rope says, "Yes, and all we want is a drink".
Bartender says, "we don't serve ropes in here."
So the second rope goes back to the table and says the bartender is predjudice againt us and won't serve us.
Now the last rope says "watch this". Gets up and ties himself in a knot and messes up his hair and goes up to the bar and asks the bartender for 3 drinks. Bartender gives him his drinks and he goes back to the table.
Bartender sees the ropes and goes to the table and asks the third one, "aren't you a rope"?
Third rope says, "Nope, frayed knot"
