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The Painter

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There was a tradesman, a painter called Wayne, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he would often thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further.

As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job on the painting of one of their biggest buildings. Wayne put in a bid, & because his price was so low, he got the job.

Well, Wayne was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly completed when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder, & the sky opened, the rain poured down, washing the thinned paint from all over the church & knocking Wayne clear off the scaffold to land on the lawn among the gravestones, surrounded by telltale puddles of the thinned & useless paint.

Wayne was no fool. He knew this was a judgement from the Almighty, so he got on his knees & cried: "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?"

And from the thunder, a mighty voice spoke...




(Hang on, it's coming...)






"Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!''
 
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