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You've got Mail
Did you hear about the girl that kept running out to the mailbox every 10 minutes? Her neighbor finally came over and asked her what was going on as the mailman never delivers before 2 P.M.
The girl said, "Yea, I know that, but my computer keeps saying I've got mail."
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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
Did you hear about the girl that kept running out to the mailbox every 10 minutes? Her neighbor finally came over and asked her what was going on as the mailman never delivers before 2 P.M.
The girl said, "Yea, I know that, but my computer keeps saying I've got mail."
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This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.
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Christmas is just plain weird.
What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in your living room eating candy and snacks out of your socks?
