The Gumball Machine
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You’re in the store and your child asks for a quarter for the gumball machine. Now everybody knows how a gumball machine works. You put in a quarter, you turn the handle, the quarter drops off into no man’s land and a gumball falls down the chute. It’s pretty cut and dried. Suppose your child puts the quarter in, turns the handle, the quarter drops but no gumball falls down the chute? Your disappointed child is going to assure you that if you just put another quarter in he will get the gumball this time. So you try again. You put in the quarter, turn the handle…no gumball. Your child insists again that if you just put in the quarter and turn the handle this time he will get a gumball. Wanting to please your child, you reluctantly put in a third quarter, but there is still no gumball. Now the machine has 3 of your quarters and you have nothing in return. You can see the gumballs through the glass so the machine has to work, right? Maybe you’re doing something wrong. Maybe you’re not putting the quarter in right, or you’re turning the handle too slow or too fast. Just one more quarter he begs… How many quarters are you going to put in that machine before you admit to yourself that it’s broken?
This is what tithing is like. We’re told that all we have to do is put in our 10% and we will get a return. So we put in our money and wait for the promised return. When it doesn’t come, we put in another 10%, and then another…
The verse I have heard used most often by pastors, in an attempt to extract the tithe is Malachi 3:10
"Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the Lord Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it. "
According to the pastor, this verse says that if you hand over ten percent of everything you make to his church you will be blessed in such abundance that you cannot contain it. So all tithers should be filthy rich right? Well what if they’re not? Were they doing something wrong? Did they not have enough faith? Maybe they didn’t tithe long enough. Maybe God is testing them. Maybe they didn’t pay the full tithe. Maybe they should be tithing on the gross not the net. They didn’t tithe on that gift card they received last Christmas….does God consider that cash? According to the verse in Malachi faith does not play a part. It’s more of a formula. You tithe, you receive a huge blessing. Malachi doesn’t say that you have to wait awhile so that God can make sure you’re going to stick with it. It doesn’t say that if you don’t tithe to the penny all bets are off. In other words, you put in your quarter and the gumball falls.
So if you’re not getting your return what is the problem? Is the Bible wrong or is the pastor wrong? Well if you’re a Christian you know the answer to that one. The tithe that pastors are teaching today is a lie. When God gave the law of tithing he did not ask for money. The tithe was always food. The fact is, Malachi was not written to Christians. It was written to the Israelites of that time who were living under the law. The law of Moses does not apply to Christians. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Christians have to tithe anything to anyone.
If you’re not getting your return I suggest you stop putting in your quarters. You’re not going to get a gumball. The machine is broken.
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You’re in the store and your child asks for a quarter for the gumball machine. Now everybody knows how a gumball machine works. You put in a quarter, you turn the handle, the quarter drops off into no man’s land and a gumball falls down the chute. It’s pretty cut and dried. Suppose your child puts the quarter in, turns the handle, the quarter drops but no gumball falls down the chute? Your disappointed child is going to assure you that if you just put another quarter in he will get the gumball this time. So you try again. You put in the quarter, turn the handle…no gumball. Your child insists again that if you just put in the quarter and turn the handle this time he will get a gumball. Wanting to please your child, you reluctantly put in a third quarter, but there is still no gumball. Now the machine has 3 of your quarters and you have nothing in return. You can see the gumballs through the glass so the machine has to work, right? Maybe you’re doing something wrong. Maybe you’re not putting the quarter in right, or you’re turning the handle too slow or too fast. Just one more quarter he begs… How many quarters are you going to put in that machine before you admit to yourself that it’s broken?
This is what tithing is like. We’re told that all we have to do is put in our 10% and we will get a return. So we put in our money and wait for the promised return. When it doesn’t come, we put in another 10%, and then another…
The verse I have heard used most often by pastors, in an attempt to extract the tithe is Malachi 3:10
"Bring the whole tithe into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house. Test me in this," says the Lord Almighty, "and see if I will not throw open the floodgates of heaven and pour out so much blessing that you will not have room enough for it. "
According to the pastor, this verse says that if you hand over ten percent of everything you make to his church you will be blessed in such abundance that you cannot contain it. So all tithers should be filthy rich right? Well what if they’re not? Were they doing something wrong? Did they not have enough faith? Maybe they didn’t tithe long enough. Maybe God is testing them. Maybe they didn’t pay the full tithe. Maybe they should be tithing on the gross not the net. They didn’t tithe on that gift card they received last Christmas….does God consider that cash? According to the verse in Malachi faith does not play a part. It’s more of a formula. You tithe, you receive a huge blessing. Malachi doesn’t say that you have to wait awhile so that God can make sure you’re going to stick with it. It doesn’t say that if you don’t tithe to the penny all bets are off. In other words, you put in your quarter and the gumball falls.
So if you’re not getting your return what is the problem? Is the Bible wrong or is the pastor wrong? Well if you’re a Christian you know the answer to that one. The tithe that pastors are teaching today is a lie. When God gave the law of tithing he did not ask for money. The tithe was always food. The fact is, Malachi was not written to Christians. It was written to the Israelites of that time who were living under the law. The law of Moses does not apply to Christians. Nowhere in the Bible does it say that Christians have to tithe anything to anyone.
If you’re not getting your return I suggest you stop putting in your quarters. You’re not going to get a gumball. The machine is broken.
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