The Dollar

[Jonah2005]

The dollar

Verily I say unto ye..........
Money

It can buy a house

But not a home

It can buy a clock

But not time

It can buy you a position

But not respect

It can buy you a bed

But not sleep

It can buy you a book

But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine

But not health

It can buy you blood

But not life

So you see money isn't everything

And it often causes pain and suffering

I tell you this because I am your friend

And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!
So
Send me all your money

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!
After all, what are friends for, huh??



I HOPE THIS MADE YOU SMILE!!!
LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE!
MONEY CAN'T BUY GOOFY E-MAILS, EITHER!!
They come from your crazy friends

 

[ladylovesJesus]

Very good jonah thank you for this laugh.

God bless you :rainbow:

 

[Faithin1]

Great joke! You really had me going. I was initially thinking that this should be posted elsewhere. I was thinking how very true the words were until I got to the end. You got me good. Thanks for the laugh.

 

[Jonah2005]

You are so welcome!

My brother, once again sent the joke to me. He's the joker in the family.

But when he had sent me that one, I to had to stop & think.

At first I was skeptical about this joke, worried that it was miss-leading.

But then I came to conclusion that it is - A - joke and nothing more.

And that everyone knows that GOD doesn't approve of greed (or covetous). That is everyone that - really - knows GOD{Mark 7:22, Luke 12:15, Romans 1:29, 1Corinthians 5:11}

 

[monkeys]

Jonah,

That is a nice message! It's very true and many people tend to forget that money isn't everything!

Blessings,
monkeys