the devils beatitudes

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THE DEVIL’S BEATITUDES

　
Blessed are those who are too tired,
busy or disorganised to meet with
fellow Christians on Sundays each week
They are my best workers

Blessed are those who enjoy noticing
the mannerisms of clergy and choir
Their hearts are not in it

Blessed are those Christians who wait
to be asked and expect to be thanked
I can use them

Blessed are the touchy
with a bit of luck they may even stop
going to Church
They are my missionaries

Blessed are those who claim to love God
at the same time as hating people
They are mine forever

Blessed are the troublemakers
They shall be called my children

Blessed are those who have no time to pray
They are easy pray for me

Blessed are you when you read or hear this and
think it is about others and
not about yourself
I’ve got you.

By John Stowell

 

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The devil's Beatitudes

Thank you so much for posting this! I absolutely loved it (and hated it, as one or two of the points were a bit too close for comfort!). Thank you once again.