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A burglar breaks into a house and begins loading cd's into his sack,when a voice says "Jesus is watching you".
The burglar shuts off his flashlight and freezes. Shaking his head ,he thinks, no I'm hearing things
So back he goes to work loading the stereo into his bag.
Again a voice says "Jesus is watching you"
The burglar quickly shines his light over into the corner of the room, only to see a parrot on a perch.
The burglar says oh, you said it?
"yep" says the parrot.
Well who are you to tell me what to do?
The parrot says "My name is Moses!"
Laughing the burglar says,what kind of people would name there parrot Moses?
"The parrot says "The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiller Jesus!"
The burglar shuts off his flashlight and freezes. Shaking his head ,he thinks, no I'm hearing things
So back he goes to work loading the stereo into his bag.
Again a voice says "Jesus is watching you"
The burglar quickly shines his light over into the corner of the room, only to see a parrot on a perch.
The burglar says oh, you said it?
"yep" says the parrot.
Well who are you to tell me what to do?
The parrot says "My name is Moses!"
Laughing the burglar says,what kind of people would name there parrot Moses?
"The parrot says "The same kind of people that would name their Rottweiller Jesus!"
