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A burglar breaks into a house. He starts to disconnect the stereo when he hears a voice.
"Jesus is watching you"
He shrugs it off and continues to steal.
Again, "Jesus is watching you" the voice calls out.
Sweeping the room with his flashlight, he finds only a parrot in a cage.
The burglar says to the bird, "Your name is Jesus?"
The parrot says, "No, my name's Moses."
The burglar asks, "Who names their bird Moses?"
"The same one who names their German Shepard Jesus." says the parrot.
Then a growl came from behind the burglar......
"Jesus is watching you"
He shrugs it off and continues to steal.
Again, "Jesus is watching you" the voice calls out.
Sweeping the room with his flashlight, he finds only a parrot in a cage.
The burglar says to the bird, "Your name is Jesus?"
The parrot says, "No, my name's Moses."
The burglar asks, "Who names their bird Moses?"
"The same one who names their German Shepard Jesus." says the parrot.
Then a growl came from behind the burglar......