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The boss

Zulu

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When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God
appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines - one line for
the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the
men who were dominated by their women. And I want all the women to report to
St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles
long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household,
there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to
be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled
your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family. Of
all of you only one obeyed." "Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you
manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here.":shade:
 
That's very funny lol. Technically though it would not make sense as GOD would know if that one man was truly head of the household, but the laughter is worth it at least :)

Thanks brother
 
lol thats what i was thinking i've read this befor. lol....

thanks for the laugh again though. hehehe...

GOD would know if that one man was truly head of the household,


hahaha we got ya there God. =p
 
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