ten jokes

[SmileBig]

Here are ten jokes from the smiley guy for you

What do you call a quick laughing bodybuilder? Arnold Shortersnegger

What is big and grey and red all over? An embarassed elephant

How do you weigh a pie? Over a rainbow. Well you know how the song goes..somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie

What wobbles as it flies? a jelly copter

why did the prophet have a limp? because his eye's higher (Isaiah) than the other

Knock knock
Who's there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo, not who

What game do horses like to play? stable tennis

What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment

What do you call a scared dog? a colly wobble

How do you get 20 pikachu in a car? You Pokemon

LOL

GBY
David

 

[Sleepy]

Groan groan

Groan ...... tee hee

LOL

I'll forgive you those corny jokes if it's in honour of Richard Whitely...

God Bless him

 

[Gloria]

Hey thats good SmileBig I like them !!!

 

[Princess487]

lol wow, you made my day, but yea, u made me laugh, GOd bless, hehe, lol wow, i cant stop now. lol, laters
Tanya