Silly Sillogisms

[Admon Mikha'el]

I'm tired of puns...How about a few silly sillogisms? Like this...

1. I have never seen a sasquatch.
2. I have never shot a sasquatch.
3. The number of sasquatches I have seen is equal to the number I have shot.
4. Therefore, I have shot every sasquatch I have seen.

Or;

1. Stale crackers are better than nothing.
2. Nothing is better than a meal at a fancy 5-star restaurant.

Therefore, stale crackers are better than a meal at a fancy 5-star restaurant.

 

[Admon Mikha'el]

I'm tired of puns...How about a few silly sillogisms? Like this...

1. I have never seen a sasquatch.
2. I have never shot a sasquatch.
3. The number of sasquatches I have seen is equal to the number I have shot.
4. Therefore, I have shot every sasquatch I have seen.

Or;

1. Stale crackers are better than nothing.
2. Nothing is better than a meal at a fancy 5-star restaurant.

Therefore, stale crackers are better than a meal at a fancy 5-star restaurant.

PROOF THAT THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH:

1. After death there is a period of mourning.
2. After the morning comes the night.
3. On a chessboard, the knight is next to the bishop.
4. The bishops are just below the Pope.
5. The Pope has serious convictions.
6. For a serious conviction, you get life.
7. Therefore, there is life after death