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[rizen1]

I was 16yrs and heading to church.
Being on the worship team meant an hour early arrival, for prayer.
When I reach the parking lot, I was happy to see the cars of the other members. I had a rough week and I needed the fellowship.

When I got upstairs the instruments was laid out, bibles and coats on chairs but no sign of anyone. Maybe they're in the prayer room.
The men's room and ladies room was empty.
I started crying I was " I'm left behind, the rapture came...I'm left behind"

I became frantic, movies like " A Thief in the Night " ( rapture/endtimes movie) started playing in my head. I was telling God no matter what I'll still praise him, they can cut my head off.

Disappointed I sat alone, those 20mins felt like hours.
I heard noises, when I turned around there stood behind me was some of the members.

My youth Leader was like..

You missed prayer, didnt you get the message.
" Prayer meeting in the conference room"

 

[Ncdataman]

LOL!!! Great story!!!! God Bless you dear sister!!!!!!!

 

[paganmystic]

nice story lol I guess everyone got a chuckle out of what must of went through your mind Sweet story God bless you my sister

 

[Michael19]

Nice story sister, but i'm sure that was an awful thought and feeling.

God Bless

 

[Cody]

I was telling God no matter what I'll still praise him, they can cut my head off.

Amen, Amen and Amen.

Funny story too. :shade:

 

[rizen1]

I can laugh now..but it was really scary.

 

[rizen1]

I needed a good laugh this morning. Funny moment recently I left the house to head into the city, on the train for 20mins I started feeling like I left the kettle on. Closing my eyes trying to retrace my steps. I'm seeing myself turning it off even wondering if I had tea that morning. Then I saw the house on fire and I just had to get off the next stop and head back. Walking franticly, I'm mumbling to myself that I'm going to be late. I'm hearing two voices one saying " it's off don't worry, " and another " you left it on the place is on fire.":shock:

My hearts pounding as I turned the key. I enter the house and what can I discover:shock:.

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The stove is off.

I felt a bit silly and I knew God was telling me to trust him. I made myself over 1hr late because I didn't want to be still. I allowed my anxiety to get the best of me. I know God had a good laugh.