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Scientist know it all

Discussion in 'Jokes & Bible Trivia' started by sw6492, Feb 4, 2005.

  1. A bunch of scientists went to God and said we don't need you anymore we've figured it all out. We even know how to clone a person from dirt. God said well why don't you show me. So one of the scientist reached down and grabbed some dirt, and God said what are you doing. The scientist replied I'm getting some dirt to clone a person, and God said that's my dirt, get your own!
     
  2. that was really good I have to remember that one
     
  3. Heard that long ago but it is so true and in fact funny :)
     
  4. Scientes know it all

    That is very funny. Everthing belongs to God, even the air we breath.
     
  5. Never heard that one before.
     
  6. Wow I so want to tell me youth leader this one! :)
     

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