A young man walked into a restaurant and booked a table.The waitress came over to him:
'Sir, may i have your order?'
'Its about time.Get a pizza.Make that two.'
'All that for you?'
'Yes, you have no idea how much we consume do you?'
'We?'
'Yes, we.Get me four bottles of beer, two bottles of guiness large and seven cans of heineken...'
'Is that all...?'she said, jotting the items on a paper.
'Yes, no, maybe.You see i don't know how much we might need.'
She was surprised.
'Are you going for a record?'
'Record?'He asked.
'Our restaurant has this...Sometimes we have cutomers who come in here and eat a lot, trying to break the record.The winner goes home with the sum of twenty six thousand.'
'No.'
'Yes,'she replied, smiling.
'I meant no.No as in I'm not for the record.'
'Ooh!'
'Listen, get the items and effect here in consensual terms of time,say 5 minutes.'
'Okay,'she replied.
Minutes later, she returned only to find him standing up.He had his car keys with him.
'Wrap up the items and follow me to my car.'
'Sir?'
'Oh see, we're having a party at my residence.'
'Then why...?'
'Smart huh?See, people think there's no difference between a supermarket and a restaurant.But i thought, a restaurant sells the same at an even cheaper prize. So...'
'So...?'
'Get it?'
Get what?'
'Just get the items wrapped up and don't make me sue you for any refusal to comply.I've already payed.'
'To whom?'
'The man right there...'
'Sir, may i have your order?'
'Its about time.Get a pizza.Make that two.'
'All that for you?'
'Yes, you have no idea how much we consume do you?'
'We?'
'Yes, we.Get me four bottles of beer, two bottles of guiness large and seven cans of heineken...'
'Is that all...?'she said, jotting the items on a paper.
'Yes, no, maybe.You see i don't know how much we might need.'
She was surprised.
'Are you going for a record?'
'Record?'He asked.
'Our restaurant has this...Sometimes we have cutomers who come in here and eat a lot, trying to break the record.The winner goes home with the sum of twenty six thousand.'
'No.'
'Yes,'she replied, smiling.
'I meant no.No as in I'm not for the record.'
'Ooh!'
'Listen, get the items and effect here in consensual terms of time,say 5 minutes.'
'Okay,'she replied.
Minutes later, she returned only to find him standing up.He had his car keys with him.
'Wrap up the items and follow me to my car.'
'Sir?'
'Oh see, we're having a party at my residence.'
'Then why...?'
'Smart huh?See, people think there's no difference between a supermarket and a restaurant.But i thought, a restaurant sells the same at an even cheaper prize. So...'
'So...?'
'Get it?'
Get what?'
'Just get the items wrapped up and don't make me sue you for any refusal to comply.I've already payed.'
'To whom?'
'The man right there...'
