DeaconBob3
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots and a tape of 4 dogs barking.
2. Place the boots on your front porch, along with several empty
beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine, start the dog barking tape.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for
more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls --
- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size14-16 work boots and a tape of 4 dogs barking.
2. Place the boots on your front porch, along with several empty
beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine, start the dog barking tape.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for
more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls --
- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.
PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!
