Pull Out The Tongue

[dannibear]

A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

"How do they feel?" asks the sales clerk.

"Well, they feel a bit tight." replies the man.

The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the
mans feet.

"Try pulling out on the tongue." offers the clerk.

"Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth." He says.

 

[Boanerges]

LOL! I know a few folks that would do that...

 

[dannibear]

I used to work at a shoe store so I giggled way too hard at this cute little joke hahaha!

 

[Rev T.S.Perkins]

bought some shoes on a buy one get one free ..paid for the left one and they threw in the right one...........

 

[Boanerges]

bought some shoes on a buy one get one free ..paid for the left one and they threw in the right one...........

Awesome! Buy one get none free?:shock:

 

[Aadi]

He took it literally. Haha!