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Practice What You Preach!

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An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'What Would Jesus Do?' bumper sticker, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk. Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car!" ~ Author Unknown
 
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After a lifetime of hand-copying ancient texts, an elderly monk became abbot of his monastery.
Realizing that for centuries his order had been making copies of copies, he decided to examine some of the monastery's original documents.
Days later, the other monks found him in the cellar, weeping over a crumbling manuscript and moaning, “It says celebrate, not celibate.”
 
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funny but true enough dannibear...we are in the age of the fig tree...lots of blooming idiots but no fruit....rev
 
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@dannibear: I plagiarized your joke to my facebook and got 23 likes in the first 10 mins.
 
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Aw brother you didn't plagiarize me! The author was anonymous! You are just spreading the funnies! :wink:
 
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