parrot joke

[Dreamer]

A guy on a flight became very thirsty. He had a pet parrot sitting in the seat beside him. He ordered a large coke, but the flight attendant ignored him. The parrot ordered a super-large coke, and the flight attendant thought the bird was so cute she brought him one right away. She continued to ignore the thirsty man.

"Gimme another one," squawked the parrot. She immediately gave the parrot a super-large coke.

The man decided to try being aggressive like his parrot. "You inconsiderate louse, give me a drink, now, lady!"

A large co-pilot stepped out of the cockpit and ejected the man and the parrot from the plane.

The parrot looked at the man and said, "You know, you're quite brave for someone who can't fly."

 

[monkeys]

LOL! Cute joke. I didn't expect that ending. I have also read that joke about the "Jesus is watching" joke Chad. That one is very funny also. I recommend reading that one also!

Thanks for the laughs!

 

[ladylovesJesus]

Hey there sister dreamer.

I moved your post to a new thread as I know you did not want to post in another person's joke thread.

Great joke dreamer Thank you for the laugh.

God bless you sweet sister. :rainbow: :rose:

 

[Dreamer]

thanks, LadylovesJesus. I've been extra spacey lately and making a lot of mistakes. I really appreciate you a lot. You're a great friend and prayer warrior too.

 

[calluna]

hey another parrot joke, cool, this is funny too, thanks Dreamer, are we going to have a parrot theme going on? They are just so amusing. Has anyone had their own personal experience with a talking parrot? I came across a talking minor or is it miner? bird, it said some bad words though.

calluna

 

[Chad]

That's classic! Never heard this one before.

Thanks for the parrot jokes.

 

[Dreamer]

Calluna, yes! I do have a true story. (Didn't you just sense that? )

My kids were little, Bryce was about 9 and my Michelle was 4. I've always had a terrible fear of pet birds, especially parrots. They're just creepy, okay?

Anyway, there was a new exotic pet store just outside of town and Bryce was dying to go there. Of course, he found a huge parrot in the middle of the store, and it wasn't even in a cage!mg: Just walking up and down a little red wooden ladder. As soon as I look at it, it turns its head around and looks me directly in the eye.

"Helloooooo" he says slyly yet flirtily.

As he steps down the ladder, his eyes are pointed toward me and no one else. Bryce is dying laughing and Michelle has to sit down on the floor, she is giggling so hard.

I start backing up, because the bird is off the ladder and he's walking directly toward me, saying, "hello, hello, hello, hello!"

I really was afraid of that stupid bird. I ran off to see the aquariums and just left my kids there with the parrot.

I used to have bad dreams of birds trying to peck their way into my head. Not that a bird would really do that....

Anyway....I bought my kids little rubber erasers that looked like parrots so they could remember how funny it was the day that mommy was scared of the big bad bird.

 

[ax d-slayer]

liked both of your jokes

 

[calluna]

Dreamer, that is a funny pet shop story. I have to admit, parrots and cockatoos make me a bit nervous, but I don't run in the opposite direction. So....would hearing the squark of 'Pretty Polly, Pretty Polly...' send shivers down your spine, and bring back terrible memories? :girl_hug:

Calluna

 

[Faithin1]

Cute! Thanks for sharing.

 

[becki]

*chuckles* That is rather funny, both your joke and your story. Sorry you're afraid of larger birds, they're not all that bad...well some of them who talk can be rude but unfortunatly it's unavodiable in todays society!

I've witnessed a rude bird before. There was an old pet shop in my town and a lady who was blabbing on to the store owner about out of date cat food. She was most upset and refused to leave without being given a free bag. The owner of the shop looked frustrated and you could tell she just wanted to tell this woman to be quiet and to go away because there apparently no guarentee with some pet foods unless the bag/Can says otherwise.

So this parrot in a cage at the front cash was there with these two woman. My sister and I had been watching this bird closely and after about 10 minutes of this woman giving a lecture this bird blurted out "Shut up some of us are trying to sleep," i had no idea it could talk but the woman was disgusted and left the store with no further words. funniest bird I've ever met, it recieved a treat for that remark.

Granted it wasn't a very Christ like way to act but it was still a rather funny situation.
Parrots are funny so bring on the parrot jokes if you have anymore! *lol*

Bex n_n :star:

 

[ladylovesJesus]

So this parrot in a cage at the front cash was there with these two woman. My sister and I had been watching this bird closely and after about 10 minutes of this woman giving a lecture this bird blurted out "Shut up some of us are trying to sleep," i had no idea it could talk but the woman was disgusted and left the store with no further words. funniest bird I've ever met, it recieved a treat for that remark.

Laughing at this one. Thank you becki for the story.

God bless :rainbow: :rose:

 

[Dreamer]

Becki! That's a good one, hon, I think that is so funny. Thanks for sharing. Anyone else out there have a good parrot story?