Only God Knows!

[cherryl]

There was a young pastor to be who was supposed to go deliver a message to a church in a different town.He did all the preparations necessary, got into his word ,prepared a bit of notes and everything else.On his way to the church he somehow lost his notes,but there was no turning back for him.So he continued with his journey and he got to the church.The time came for him to deliver the message and he stood up walked to the front and began by saying,"when i was coming here only God and I knew what I was going to talk about.Now that I am here ..........only God knows!!!!!!:shock-animated::shock-animated:

 

[tafadzwa]

lol........... thanks Cher for posting this one!

 

[rmystro]

hahaha that was great. good one

 

[crossabove]

Nice One.....

"push"

 

[charrot551]

nyahahahaha!!!! nice one!!!!
heh

 

[ax d-slayer]

lollll... thats funny.. thanx for the post sis

 

[stephen]

This brought to mind the preacher who reading Ps 81 v 10 "Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it" decided this was the word of the LOrd for him. He arrived at his next preaching engagement and read his text Ps 81 with emphasis on verse 10. "Open thy mouth wide and I will fill it" saith the Lord. God indeed filled it........with fresh air. MmMm

"Study to show thyself approved, unto God, a worker who does not need to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth"

 

[ronaldo]

nice one :soccer::laugh:

 

[my4everChrist]

Funny one! Thanks for posting it!

 

[Daizy]

hehe
my dad used to show up at church with no sermon on purpose occasionally.let God find the words!