Before you ask, Deryabar is the name of the planet where my novels occur.
Also while I fully confess that Jesus is God's one and only Son, and that He promises to adopt all Christians as His children and heirs, I am referring to the pagan idea of the gods giving birth to all kinds of superhero kids. Actually wrote this one faster that I could type it.
ONE GOD
There is one God
There is no other
He has no father
He has no mother
He has no wife
He has no chillin’
He has no need
Of penicillin
There is just one God
From eternity past
He was there first
He’ll be there last
He created all things
With just his Word
Can you become a god?
Don’t be absurd
He’s up in Heaven
And down in Deryabar
He’s even there
At the farthest star
He has all knowledge
And all power
He created mountains
And designed each flower
He can see the future
And prophesy
What will happen in a century
Or in the blink of an eye
Idols are stupid
They can’t move around
They can’t change their smile
Into a frown
If they fall over
They can’t get back up
On sacrificial offerings
They cannot sup
They can’t do anything
Good or bad
They can’t even hurt you
If they get mad
Can they hit you with thunder
Or send earthquakes?
Of course they can’t
For heaven’s sakes
So don’t bow down
On bended knees
And worship fool
Things like these
They don’t exist
They are not real
There’s no emotion
That they can feel
So don’t give up
Your God sent reason
Worship the True God
Who sends each season
Yes be like Him
Use your brains
Worship the One
Who sends the rains
Or worship Idols
Made of metal or rocks
And become like them
Too dumb to even put on your socks
They had to be carved
They can’t make themselves
Then have to get lifted
Onto their shelves
And nailed down tight
So they don’t fall off
If some sick worshipper
Gives too loud a cough
Also while I fully confess that Jesus is God's one and only Son, and that He promises to adopt all Christians as His children and heirs, I am referring to the pagan idea of the gods giving birth to all kinds of superhero kids. Actually wrote this one faster that I could type it.
ONE GOD
There is one God
There is no other
He has no father
He has no mother
He has no wife
He has no chillin’
He has no need
Of penicillin
There is just one God
From eternity past
He was there first
He’ll be there last
He created all things
With just his Word
Can you become a god?
Don’t be absurd
He’s up in Heaven
And down in Deryabar
He’s even there
At the farthest star
He has all knowledge
And all power
He created mountains
And designed each flower
He can see the future
And prophesy
What will happen in a century
Or in the blink of an eye
Idols are stupid
They can’t move around
They can’t change their smile
Into a frown
If they fall over
They can’t get back up
On sacrificial offerings
They cannot sup
They can’t do anything
Good or bad
They can’t even hurt you
If they get mad
Can they hit you with thunder
Or send earthquakes?
Of course they can’t
For heaven’s sakes
So don’t bow down
On bended knees
And worship fool
Things like these
They don’t exist
They are not real
There’s no emotion
That they can feel
So don’t give up
Your God sent reason
Worship the True God
Who sends each season
Yes be like Him
Use your brains
Worship the One
Who sends the rains
Or worship Idols
Made of metal or rocks
And become like them
Too dumb to even put on your socks
They had to be carved
They can’t make themselves
Then have to get lifted
Onto their shelves
And nailed down tight
So they don’t fall off
If some sick worshipper
Gives too loud a cough
