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Older and to busy! LoL!

There is a new diagnosis called A. A. A. D. D. -
(Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)

This is how it goes:

You decide to wash the car; You start toward the garage and notice the
mail on the table.

OK, I'm going to wash the car.
But first I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk, discard the junk mail and I notice
the trash can is full.

OK, I'll just put the bills on my desk and take the trash can out, but
since I'm going to be near the mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few bills

Now, where is my checkbook?

Darn , there's only one check left!
My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
I'm going to look for those checks.

But first I need to put my coke further away from the computer, or maybe
I'll pop it into the fridge to keep it cold for a while.
I head towards the kitchen and my flowers catch my eye, they need some

I set the coke on the counter and there are my glasses!
I was looking for them all morning! I'd better put them away first.
I fill a container with water and head for the flower pots.

Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.
We will never think to look in the kitchen tonight when we want to watch
television so I'd better put it back in the family room where it

I splash some water into the pots and onto the floor, I throw the remote
onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I head back down the hall trying to
figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of Day: The car isn't washed, the bills are unpaid, the coke is
sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers are half watered, the checkbook
still only has one check in it and I can't seem to find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come nothing got done today, I'm baffled

I realize this is a serious condition and I'll get help, but first I think
I'll check my e-mail.

Please send this to everyone you know because I don't remember who I've
sent this to.

But please don't send it back to me or I might send it to you again!

(P.S. - I have this.....):confused: :eek:mg:
thanks yeshua

that was funny and tooooooooo true

atleast i now know the label for what i thought was scrappiness

God bless

Alright Yeshua

Have you been following me around? :wink: LOL -
This seems very familiar....did this happen to me or someone else??
Oh no :eek:mg: am I telling my age?
Thanks yeshua,
I really can identify with that . My life lately has been one trial after another and i find that when a person is going through the same kinds of stuff i am it lessens the sting of it to talk about it.

Your brother in Christ,