Old Is When:
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoe and you're barefoot.
A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
Your friend compliments you on your new alligator shoe and you're barefoot.
A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
"Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
mg: I'm not wearing any !! 
