Dreamer
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An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him. The Devil told the lawyer, "I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents in law, and the souls of all your friends and law partners." The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, "So, what's the catch?"
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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
___________________________
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
Other lawyers look interested.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How many lawyer jokes are there?
Just two, all the rest are true.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.
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