Q: why are fish so smart?
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.
Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple!!
There were three guys and a dragon . The dragon said, "I am going to eat you.
The first guy said, "No, let's make a deal."
The dragon said ,"O.K. what kind of deal?"
The second guy said, "If we each tell you something that we think you can't do, and you can do all of it, you may eat us." The dragon agreed to the deal.
So the first guy said, "Go to the barn, eat 16 rooms of hay,". The dragon did it.
The second guy said, "Drink half of the ocean water." The dragon succeeded in doing this, also.
The third guy burped, and said, "Catch it and paint it green."
The three guys lived happily ever after!
(Thanks to Christy)
Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
1. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down.
A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it
keeps me awake."
keep laughing !!!!! dont stop!! (problem laughing? send nitin an mail or meet him at live chat)
A: because they live in schools.
Q: what is the longest word in the dictionary?
A: the word smiles because there is a mile between each s.
Q: who earns a living driving their customers away?
A: a taxi driver.
Q: what do you get when you cross a dog with an elephant?
A: a very nervous postman.
Q: What color is a burp?
A: Burple!!
There were three guys and a dragon . The dragon said, "I am going to eat you.
The first guy said, "No, let's make a deal."
The dragon said ,"O.K. what kind of deal?"
The second guy said, "If we each tell you something that we think you can't do, and you can do all of it, you may eat us." The dragon agreed to the deal.
So the first guy said, "Go to the barn, eat 16 rooms of hay,". The dragon did it.
The second guy said, "Drink half of the ocean water." The dragon succeeded in doing this, also.
The third guy burped, and said, "Catch it and paint it green."
The three guys lived happily ever after!
(Thanks to Christy)
Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
1. What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
2. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down.
A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it
keeps me awake."
keep laughing !!!!! dont stop!! (problem laughing? send nitin an mail or meet him at live chat)
