Q: What is black and white, white and black, black and white?
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down.
A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it
keeps me awake."
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
Q: Why do fireman wear red suspendors.
A: To keep their pants up.
:hands:dont stop the traffic keep it going laugh babby laugh(if u cannot laugh email me)
A: A zebra caught in a revolving door!!
What do dogs eat at the movie theatre ?
1. Pup-corn
. What did the dog yell when it saw the pieces of a fallen tree ?
2. Bark! Bark!
3. What's a dogs favourite dessert ?
3. Pup-cakes
Q: Why did the squirrel cross the road?
A:To show his girlfriend he had guts
Shirley: I hope we get our keys out of our locked convertible soon.
Laverne: Me too. I've been trying to get the window open with this coat hanger for the past hour.
Shirley: Well hurry, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down.
A woman went to her psychiatrist and said, "Doctor, I need your help.
My husband thinks he is a refridgerator."
"That's not so bad," the doctor said, "it's a harmless complex."
"Maybe so," said the woman, "but he sleeps with his mouth open and it
keeps me awake."
Q: Why do birds fly south?
A: Because it's too far to walk
Q: Why did the cook get arrested?
A: Because he beat up an egg.
Q: Why do fireman wear red suspendors.
A: To keep their pants up.
:hands:dont stop the traffic keep it going laugh babby laugh(if u cannot laugh email me)
