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Joke of the day 5/6/2013

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There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist. Everyday, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her. He thought to himself, "She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn't she know there isn't a God?"

Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying "Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don't you know there is no God?" But she kept on praying.

One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do.

AS USUAL, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself. "Hmph . . .I'll fix her."

He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she
would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shoutin' everywhere!

The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, "You ol'crazy lady, God didn't buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!"

Well, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord. When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was . . .

She said, "I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn't know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!"
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That's funny ...if I may add to this .i was at a church preaching one night and there was a man watching all begin to come and go with a drink in his hand .so I invited him to come have dinner .no strings and then he could leave if he wanted....he retorted Im an atheist .! Like he'd said before to runoff a minister . I told him that's ok God dosent believe you exist either .......he almost dropped his drink .......Rev
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LOL Rev!


:laugh::laughing: this is a very good laugh. LOL

I just want to add. I read this once in the internet. Want also to share .:laughing:

God and a scientist were having a discussion about creation. The scientist says, “well we know you made the universe and all and made man and all the animals and plants. But look what man has done!! We have cloned sheep, we have split the atom, and we have discovered DNA. We have sent a man to the moon!!!! We invented electricity, we... build nuclear power plants, so how’s that?” God replies, “those are pretty good stuff”. So the scientist says to God, “how about we have a competition?” And God says, “Sure go ahead”. And the scientist says “we make something from dirt like humans”. God says, “Sure”. The scientist says, “Ok give me some dirt”. And God says “MAKE YOUR OWN DIRT.”

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