Satan challenged Jesus, saying "You think you are better than me, but I am more familiar with contemporary things. Why don't we see who does best on Windows XP." Jesus agreed to accept his challenge, and they both had to enter a huge binder full of information into MS Word. Spelling, grammar and formatting also had to be done according to specifications. Jesus asked John to proctor, and they were given 1 hour to complete the assignment.
They both were typing away, when suddenly there was a power outage. After 20 minutes, the power was back on, but to the devil's dismay, he had lost everything! The devil was so mad he didn't know what to do. He looked at Jesus and said, "Well, I guess we will have to start over."
Jesus looked at him and said, "Oh, I have 10 pages of information completed, why on earth would I start over?" The devil looked at Jesus' computer screen, and just couldn't believe his eyes as Jesus scrolled from one completed page to the next. The devil was really mad now and asked, "How'd you do that?" Before Jesus could answer, John looked at the devil and said, "Don't you know....JESUS SAVES!"
They both were typing away, when suddenly there was a power outage. After 20 minutes, the power was back on, but to the devil's dismay, he had lost everything! The devil was so mad he didn't know what to do. He looked at Jesus and said, "Well, I guess we will have to start over."
Jesus looked at him and said, "Oh, I have 10 pages of information completed, why on earth would I start over?" The devil looked at Jesus' computer screen, and just couldn't believe his eyes as Jesus scrolled from one completed page to the next. The devil was really mad now and asked, "How'd you do that?" Before Jesus could answer, John looked at the devil and said, "Don't you know....JESUS SAVES!"
