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Jesus Is Watching

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A burglar enters a home and is greeted by "Jesus is watching!"
He shines his flashlight around and finds no one.
He takes another step to hear "Jesus is watching you!"
This time he shines his light to discover a parrot.
He asks, "Was that you talking?"
The parrot answers "Yes."
The burglar asks, "What is your name?"
The parrot replies, "Clarence."
The burglar asks, "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot replies, "The same idiot that named the Doberman Jesus."
 
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ROFL!! I always thought this was hilarious! I love to hear my husband tell this joke!
 
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Oh.....my gawsh! I have never heard that before! Hahahahahahahaha! That is soo stinking funny! I have got to tell this to my youth group. This is ha...larry...ious! (I do not believe that is how you spell that word) I tried!

God Bless
Sis in Christ :love:
Lnrobar
 
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here is a couple of short ones but funny.

Always be true to your teeth!! and they will never be false to you!! LOL and Show me a milkman in high heels,and i will show you a dairy queen.LOL Hope you had a laugh this morning!! LOL
 
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