Paddy goes up to the coach station and raps on the window.
"I'd like a ticket to Jeopardy, please."
"Jeopardy? There's no such place."
"There is!" Argues Paddy. "I saw it on the news placard - 1,500 jobs are in Jeopardy, and I want one of them..."
"I'd like a ticket to Jeopardy, please."
"Jeopardy? There's no such place."
"There is!" Argues Paddy. "I saw it on the news placard - 1,500 jobs are in Jeopardy, and I want one of them..."