If you love someone, set them free

[HeLovesYou]

I found these while researching the net about the Richard Bach Quote: "If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they're yours; if they don't they never were."

I thought some of these were really funny. It's not gender neutral, but ladies can simply substitute "her" for "him" and "she" for "he" then it works out! Enjoy.:wink::shade:







Quote (from the blog of Peel-off-the-onion)


ORIGINAL VERSION

If you love someone, ​

Set her free... ​

If she comes back, she's yours, ​

If she doesn't, she's never was.... ​

THE NEW VERSIONS ​

Pessimist: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

If she ever comes back, she's yours, ​

If she doesn't, as expected, she never was ... ​

Optimist: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

Don't worry, she will come back. ​

Suspicious: ​

(1) If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

If she ever comes back, ask her why. ​

(2) If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... but get someone to follow her ​

(3) If you love someone, ​

.... are you sure you love that someone? ​

Go-getter: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

If she comes back, she's yours, ​

If she doesn't, go get her ! ​

Hunter: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

Don't even wait whether she comes back, ​

go hunt her down! ​

Impatient: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

If she doesn't comes back within some time,​

forget her. ​

Patient: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

If she doesn't come back, ​

continue to wait until she comes back ... ​

Playful: ​

If you love someone, ​

Set her free ... ​

* If she comes back, and if you love her still, ​

set her free again, ​

repeat * ​

 

[By His Grace]

Ha! ha! ha! :laugh:Thats funny,
Lets be realistic now......let me confess the truth and nothing but the truth:embarasse I think i fall under the Impatient category, When you love somebody, set him free, if he doesnt come back then forget about him.....I operated under this principle before i got married, i have a good reason as to why.

 

[cherryl]

goodness thats so funny

that was a really good twist to something that had become more of a cliche'.goodness you made my day for real
i think i will make a t-shirt with the suspicious reaction!!!!

 

[rizen1]

I love this, read it a long time ago I think around 2006. I was a bit suspicious to why my Friend emailed me it, but at that time I really needed to evaluate a situation, it was so funny because I was Suspicious: type 1
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.....In my mind I always felt there was other motives behind the persons intent....lol

Anyway its 2008 and I'm proud to say I'm now..Patient

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back,
continue to wait until she comes back

 

[xr6]

Classic

 

[ax d-slayer]

MUUUU HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! thats awesome....

 

[Bessie Asuquo]

Really funny........!

This is a very nice fun break from work...i had a good laugh. thanks for sharing.