How to wash your cat.

[Tonyb]

1 Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

4 The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet -- the cat is actually enjoying this.

5 Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" as well as a "rinse".
which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Results
Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


Sincerely,
The DOG :icon_cool:

 

[Dreamer]

Tonyb, you rascal, you!:lightning Wow, that was funny. I own 2 dogs and 2 cats. I going to go in the back yard and tell this joke to Buddy and Shadow, I bet they will like it. It's just not fair--the cats get to live in the house!

Too bad the dogs won't understand the joke. Or will they??? Deep inside their precious dog hearts?

When Buddy (dog) first met Charity (cat), He backed up and sat down on her.
I guess that was his way of calming her down. She kept snarling at him and hissing and he just wanted to be friends.

I read this joke to my husband and he was cracking up like crazy.

 

[calluna]

Tony, Tony, ... you wicked man you (voice of Mrs. Doubtfire).
Well I just love this joke, I am more partial to dogs myself, and I am also allergic to cats, so I say yey to to the Dog. I think my Jessy Labrador will like this joke.:shade: There is a cartoon book out there aswell, about 100 uses for a cat, so funny. We are probably going to receive hatemail now!!!

:shade: Calluna

 

[Tonyb]

Hi Folks,

Well I guess my reputation might have took a bit of a blow with that joke about washing the cat.

But the truth is I like cats, even dangerous one's. I used to look after my sisters cat, who was quite found of bitting people. Bit me five times once in the space of 20 minutes. I got the impression the cat thought it was all highly entertaining.

I was once at a Christian conference, and the preacher said, “ Some Christians are so narrow minded they can see through a key hole with both eyes.” It doesn't do to take ourselves to seriously does it:icon_question:

Blessings,
Tony

 

[Dreamer]

I like cats too, but I still thought the joke was funny!

 

[SpiritLedEd]

Re: How to was a cat

:icon_lol: Only someone who has tried to was a cat can truly appreciate this joke! Thanks, Tony.

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[Chad]

Funny joke
Thank you for sharing.

I never had a cat, but my dog is prety hectic about getting washed also. He's only 10 lbs so maybe this toilet method will work

 

[gladstone]

Hee Hee!

I thought this was very good! I was a little alarmed until I read down, and saw it say 'The Dog'!!!

Definitly one to pass on!

Thanks for sharing it!

 

[Jeffin]

I liked it too tony. I have a cat too. I better not tell her this joke, she gets very dirty you see.

 

[BecuzHeLives]

Funny, I like it... =D That's one mean dog.

 

[Teachergrrl]

Oh wow, that is hilarious!! After having sustained many injuries while once washing a cat, I'll have to try that.

Just kidding. I'll have to pass that one along, though!

 

[SpiritLedEd]

TonyB,

You might add that the cat's owner will not have need to buy cat food for several days until the cat has decided to forgive him and risk getting close to that toilet again!


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