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So there are three men in Heaven. One is Moses, One is Jesus.
They are all playing golf.
So Moses takes a swing and the ball goes flying and lands three feet from the hole. Jesus says, "Nice shot Moses," and Moses thanks him.
Next Jesus takes a swing and the ball goes flying through the air to land three inches from the hole. Moses says, "WOW! Nice shot Jesus!"
Next the third man steps up and takes a swing. The ball goes way off the right and hits a tree to come back and roll one inch from the hole while a squirrel picks it up and runs with it. The squirrel is picked up by a hawk and the hawk flys over the hole as the squirrel drops the ball.
The ball falls into the hole and Jesus says, "WOW! Nice shot dad!"
Well, maybe it isn't funny but I at least hope you thought it was neat.
They are all playing golf.
So Moses takes a swing and the ball goes flying and lands three feet from the hole. Jesus says, "Nice shot Moses," and Moses thanks him.
Next Jesus takes a swing and the ball goes flying through the air to land three inches from the hole. Moses says, "WOW! Nice shot Jesus!"
Next the third man steps up and takes a swing. The ball goes way off the right and hits a tree to come back and roll one inch from the hole while a squirrel picks it up and runs with it. The squirrel is picked up by a hawk and the hawk flys over the hole as the squirrel drops the ball.
The ball falls into the hole and Jesus says, "WOW! Nice shot dad!"
Well, maybe it isn't funny but I at least hope you thought it was neat.