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Heavenly Clocks

Discussion in 'Jokes & Bible Trivia' started by ladylovesJesus, Mar 6, 2007.

  1. Heavenly Clocks

    A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

    He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

    "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

    "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

    St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
    only two lies in his entire life."

    "Where's Sen. Clinton's clock?" asked the man.

    "Sen. Clinton's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!"
     
  2. That's absolutely funny! Thanks for the laugh. I'm at Starbuck's now cracking up. Hopefully no one is looking at me LOL
     
  3. You are very welcome dear brother.

    I hear a lot about Starbuck's so it must be a popular place.

    I am glad you are in the public place for your laugh today too.

    God bless :love: :rainbow: :rose:
     
  4. I am sorry to ask such a question, but who is Sen. Clinton? The same person to Bill Clinton?
     
  5. #5 Dreamer, Mar 8, 2007
    Last edited: Mar 8, 2007
    Sen. Clinton is Bill Clinton's wife. She's hoping to run for President next term.

    By the way, that is a funny joke!
     
  6. Parasons don't worry i was going to ask the Same Question now i know who that is, it makes it funnier. hahaha!!!!!!!!!!

    how ever i wonder if jesus, used our clocks like that at one stage???
     
  7. Well, Sen. is short for Senator. I got it. Few news about her in China.
     
  8. lol...funny joke! Thank you for sharing LLJ.

    Blessings,
    monkeys
     
  9. My husband shared this joke with me, but in the place of Sen. Clinton is Obama. haha
     

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