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*Farming Dream*
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
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Today's Clean Laugh
*Suggestion Box*
The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it.
"You!" he yelled at one of his employees. "Where's the suggestion box?"
"I don't personally know, Sir," the employee responded.
"But the office gossip is that it's under your desk, wired, and ticking."
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Today's Clean Laugh
*How Did You Get Me?*
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
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Today's Clean Laugh
*Suggestion Box*
The strict and unsmiling manager noticed that the suggestion box was missing from the wall beside the time clock. He began to ask around to see who knew what had become of it.
"You!" he yelled at one of his employees. "Where's the suggestion box?"
"I don't personally know, Sir," the employee responded.
"But the office gossip is that it's under your desk, wired, and ticking."
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Today's Clean Laugh
*How Did You Get Me?*
A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky. An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket.
"It seems everyone is out to get me lately. How did you know I was speeding?" the frustrated driver asked.
The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.
"You mean," asked the motorist, "that I'm not just being paranoid? Even *He* is trying to get me?"