Fun Quotes

[Chad]

1. If you pause to think-- You'll have cause to thank!
2. As sure as God puts his children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.
3. God won't be looking for your medals, degrees or diplomas--, He'll be looking for your scars.
4. Give God what's right--, not what's left!
5. Trade God your pieces for His peace.
6. When you get tired talking to your friend about God--, talk to God about your friend.
7. It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
8. 'Pray' is a four letter word that you can say anywhere (except in a public school).
9. Make your eternal reservations now--- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'?
10. Holiness is not the way to Jesus--. Jesus is the way to holiness.
11. The 'Promised Land' is always on the other side of the wilderness. Dr James Kennedy
12. To be lifted up--, go down (on your knees).
13. Satan can't bring you down any further than your knees.
14. Life is fragile---, handle with prayer.
15. Prayer doesn't make the morning come faster, but it sure makes the night seem shorter!
16. Man's way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!
17. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
18. If you're far from God in life-- you'll be far from God in death--
19. We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
20. "But St. Peter-- what about my civil rights?"
21. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
22. If you don't avoid the bait-- you'll end up on the hook. James Kennedy
23. Faith is a plant which grows best in the winter. James Kennedy
24. Speech is the sacred vehicle of the invisible soul.
25. The Devil wants to control you; God wants to lead you!
26. Don’t use your ‘freedom’ as a rationale for sinning.
27. You can't hide behind a hypocrite unless you’re smaller then he is--
28. To be almost saved-- is to be totally lost--
29. Keep your head and your heart pointed in the right direction and you wont have to worry about your feet.
30. God allows 'U Turns'!
31. A talent for the Lord will whither if not used--
32. We're too blessed to be depressed.
33. Grace is not an excuse to sin, but it is the power not to!
34. In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma but DO NOT LET him be the PERIOD!
35. If a man can be found faithful in hard places, he can usually be trusted in high places.
36. This battle is not yours-- it's the Lords'!
37. Pray in season and out of season.
38. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
39. God takes care of our living when we take care of his business.
40. God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
41. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
42. Don't wait for the hearse to take you to Church.
43. Faith is caught-- not taught.
44. Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on in (Church) for a faith lift!
45. Don't give God instructions-- just report for duty!
46. God needs our availability more then our ability.
47. Don't condone what God condemns.
48. No Jesus, no peace; Know Jesus, know peace!
49. Walmart isn't the only saving place!
50. God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants controlling interest!
51. God does what few men can do--forgets the sins of others.
52. Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around--, Faith looks up!
53. Prayer is more effective when we spend as much time listening as we do talking--
54. Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church--
55. A family alter can alter a family.
56. We use our tongues to praise our Lord and Father, but then we curse people (with the same tongue), whom God made like himself. James 3:9(NIV)
57. We don't change the message, the message changes us.
58. This Church is 'Prayer' conditioned!
59. What you really, really desire; is what you worship.
60. Jesus became what we are so we can become like He is.
61. If you love me, keep my commandments!1John14:15
62. If you're a Christian, earth is the only hell you'll ever know! If you're not a Christian, earth is the only heaven you'll ever know.
63. His pain is your gain!
64. When the Lord's people become a dirty gray... The black sheep become more comfortable...
65. God gave everyone patience... Wise people use it.
66. God's resources are equal to His requirements.
67. We often find Him outside of our comfort zone.
68. The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. E T Benson
69. When all else fails, trust God !
70. When God ordains, He sustains.
71. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
72. A person who hungers for money will starve to death spiritually!
73. People are not your problem, they are your purpose.
74. People won't care how much you know until they know how much you care
75. "Know Him" Eph 1:17
76. GOD's alphabet has only 4 letters between I & U...............L O V E
77. Need some color in your life? Give JESUS the paintbrush...............
78. Beginning of all things, explained in 2 words "GOD Created"
79. GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
80. "Rapture-- the only way to fly"!
81. Don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse!
82. If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions(Bible)!
83. Plan ahead-- it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
84. All our seats come with a first class service!
85. There's peace and calm in the 23rd Psalm.
86. Trust says Jesus can-- Faith says Jesus will!
87. "Come in to day and beat the Easter crowd"
88. You are never so high as when you're on your knees.
89. Extreme times demand deep faith.
90. GOD MAY SAY "WAIT" BUT HE NEVER SAYS "WORRY"
91. If you were on trial for being a Christian--- would there be enough evidence to convict you?
92. Worry ends where faith begins.
93. God is at his best when man is at his worst!
94. Every saint has a past-- every sinner has a future!
95. A double minded man is unstable in all ways. (James)

 

[Daizy]

# If you're a Christian, earth is the only hell you'll ever know! If you're not a Christian, earth is the only heaven you'll ever know.

I Love This-i love quotes...thanks Chad..GBU!!

 

[Coconut]

hmm...some of these are new to me....why should I be so surprised...lol

"Faith is a plant which grows best in the winter." James Kennedy

I LOVE this...maybe because its truth, for surely the winter of the soul has caused me to grow more than the lazy hazy days of summer ever did...on the other hand its a good outlook to have when we in the North are beginning to feel feel the chill of winters return... :shock:

 

[abigya]

God is at his best when man is at his worst!

I like this one, thanks for sharing Chad.