Four mothers having lunch.

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Mother 1: My son is a priest. When he enters the church, everyone says, Good morning Father. (And she's very proud)

Mother 2: My son is a bishop; everyone says, Good morning Your Excellency. (And she's very very proud)

Mother 3: My son is a cardinal; everyone says, Good morning Your Eminence. (And she's extremely proud).
All 3 look at Mother 4 and see what she has to say.

Mother 4: Oh, my son is not a priest. He's just a layman. And he's 350 pounds & 7 foot 6. And when he enters the church, everyone says, OH MY GOD!!!