scofieldII
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Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's redheaded and the other, a blonde. The guard brings the brunette foward and the excutioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, ''Ready! Aim..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!!"
Everyone is startled and throw themselves to the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has a last request. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
Suddenly, the redhead yells, "Tonado!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
And the blonde yells, "Fire!!!"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthquake!!!"
Everyone is startled and throw themselves to the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has a last request. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
Suddenly, the redhead yells, "Tonado!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim..."
And the blonde yells, "Fire!!!"