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Evolution Theory

Coconut

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Evolution Theory

A little girl asked her father:
'Dad, how did the human race appear?'

The father answered,
'Well, God created Adam and Eve;
they had children, their children had children
and so was all mankind made.'

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
'Mom, how did the human race appear?'

The mother answered,
'Well, many years ago there was just monkeys living
on Earth from which the whole human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her father and said,
'Dad, how is it possible that you told me the
human race was created by God,
and Mom said they evolved from monkeys?'

The father answered,
'Well Dear, it is very simple really;
I told you about my side of the family,
and your mother told you about hers.'
 
Evolution = to me and you from the goo by the way of the zoo- now that takes faith to believe.
 
Once I was a tadpole....beginning to begin.
But developed to a creeping toad....with my tail tucked in
Learning swinging became a monkey, in a banana tree
Today a Professor with a Phd

Tadpole...Creeping Toad...Monkey now a man

Goly be to nothing for such a plan-less plan
 
LOL.. Professors who are the offspring of monkeys...now how scary is that!
 
Hahahaha, great joke and a great poem.

Even creation declares the very glory of God. We love you Jesus
 
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